• Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
  • Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
  • Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
  • Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
  • Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
This was posted 3 years ago. Notes.